"East Side nukka." Oh, it's a black hand? Racial profiling much, google images?
Yeah, I'm well aware that I am about two days late to the party with this story here, but I thought it was too interesting to pass up. Apparently some deaf dude was mid conversation (if you even want to call it that) when another guy came up and stabbed him. Of course, this all happened about 3 minutes from where I go to school with a bunch of preppy white kids, but I digress.
Anyways, the stabber in this case is getting a bad wrap. I'm 100% on his side. Deafy McDeafpants probably should try and avoid standing in another mans yard in Burlington, NC, which is potentially one of the more ghetto places I have ever been. There was 150% chance he was getting stabbed, regardless of whether or not he was making strange hand motions.
The weirdest part about the story is that Police Sgt. Yancey has since come forth and said the stabber had no gang affiliation. Delicious twist there. Probably makes sense as to why he mistook "I'm doing super, how about yourself" for "Yo ese, toy soldier commish straight up loc cabron holmes" though.
The whole point of this blog is that Burlington is fucking insane. It is one of those rare places on Earth where you can combine pretentious college students, Earl from down the street who likes cooking crystal meth, and impoverished gangbangers without having the entire place break out in total anarchy.*
*Just kidding. It is total anarchy. Since I've been at Elon we have had a serial peeping tom/masturbator, a man robbing students with a shotgun wearing a Spiderman mask, 6 people with dreads beating somebody with a tire iron (kinda like the unity in the hair, though. Respect), and an 18 year old girl driving from Pennsylvania to murder her ex boyfriend. Hilarious. A little different from the Cape.
this is a joke right?
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