This man is ACTUALLY bringing sexy back
You know, Justin Timberlake is one handsome motherfucker with pristine pipes. Any red-blooded male with eyes and ears can hear/see that. Valid choice for sure there Mikey. However, there is only one true man that is bringing sexy back, and that man is clearly Andy Dick. Have you seen his B-Jibber technique in Old School? A+. RAW SEX APPEAL. And this:
Demonstrates the exact type of values I want in my role models, and leaders of the free world (Dick 2016? WE WANT DICK! WE WANT DICK!). He's just a regular guy, a working man's man. Granted, the amount of drugs he has in his system at any point in time could probably kill most elephants, but that just makes him all the more likable. He just don't give a fuck. He's everything right with America.
Not to mention the quality of cinema he has been in over the course of his lengthy, unforgettable career is second only to one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Have you clowns ever seen Employee of the Month? Sure he had to work alongside acting gurus such as Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson, but the fact that his performance was not overshadowed by acting beside such greats makes his resume all the more impressive.
Plus, he whips his cock out in public a lot. Kinda funny. He probably owes about half of LA 3 kicks in the asses each for showing them the goat.
PS- he apparently called that mongoloid Howard Stern a "hook-nosed Jew." Anti-semitism...hilarious! And he totes groped Pam Anderson on live TV. Play on playa.
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