Did Lance Armstrong Roll Around in Radioactive Waste?

Dude looks like a pterodactyl 

 ESPN--"Lance Armstrong will admit to doping during his famed cycling career in an upcoming interview with Oprah Winfrey, according to USA Today Sports.

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The newspaper cites a source who says that while Armstrong will confess, it is unlikely he will go into specific details.

The interview will tape Monday, but won't air until Thursday.

According to Winfrey's website on Tuesday, this will be a "no-holds-barred interview" with Armstrong, who was stripped of seven Tour de France titles. It will be the first with Armstrong since his cycling career crumbled under the weight of a massive report by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. The report detailed accusations of drug use by Armstrong and teammates on his U.S. Postal Service teams."

I despise when athletes or celebrities go on talk shows to admit to something that they've done wrong. Like newsflash Lance, everyone already knows you cheated your way to 7 Tour de Frances. No need to go on the Big O and probably tear up and pretend you regret doing it. Because you don't and to be honest, I dont really blame you. If the doc told me I had testicular cancer, I'd probably roll around in radioactive waste so I could become a super hero. "Mike, that doesn't actually work." Uhhh, yeah it does. When has it not worked? Anyways, back to Armstrong, it says that it is unlikely he will go into specific details. Sorry to break the news to you killer, but no one wants to know who shot you up with red blood cells in the back of a Mcdonalds parking lot.

This is such a blatant way for Armstrong to make another dollar and it makes me sick to my stomach. Like how much do bicyclists make anyways? Is it easy? Should I give it a go? But obviously, Lance Armstrong is gonna go on Oprah and then he's gonna co-write a book about his life and then some idiot in Hollywood will make a movie about him and it'll obviously suck, but hey, it's more coin in his pocket. And I mean he's not the worst guy in the entire world, all he did was lie to the whole world and illegally win championships that he doesn't deserve and wear stupid looking helmets. LIVESTRONG BRO.

PS- For some strange reason, I always used to get Lance Armstrong and Lance Bass confused. Those two guys couldn't be more different.