Porn Parodies

Twenty bucks says this goat is cuter than her baby.

     Now obviously, the recent big news about Kim Kardashian is that she is pregnant with Kanye's baby, which is weird because I thought, being the ego-maniac he is,  Kanye only had sex with himself, but I digress. I actually couldn't care less about this marketing opportunity that is their child other than I can't wait until Kanye insists on naming the baby Kanye regardless of if it's a boy or a girl. The only reason I say Kardashian wont win worst mother of the century is because luckily she was born in a world with Casey Anthony and Snooki. But enough hating on Kimmy K because she has "done" a lot for the world we live in, even though I'm still trying to figure out exactly what that is.

     So the strangest thing happened earlier, I was watching porn, because I hadn't jerked off in like 3 hours, and I came across a video titled "Keeping up with the Kardassians" obviously being a play on words with the Kardashians tv show. Now what I dont understand is why there is a porn parody about Kim Kardashian. Like people do know that if they wanted to watch Kim Kardashian get taken to pound town, that its readily available at their fingertips, right?  So it's a blatant porn-o (do people still call them that) about a porn star, played by another porn star. It's pornception. Like I actually stopped punching at my dick to really think about it. So there I was, pants off, dick in hand really thinking hard about the rules and regulations of the porn industry and whether this was defamation of any kind. But then I came and all order was restored in the world.

     But this brings up another striking point with me, I'm so done with people getting famous for having rich dad's and then putting out a sex tape. Paris Hilton got famous for it, Kim Kardashian got famous for it. Like all I got for putting out a sex tape was confused phone calls from family members. I dont know maybe its just me but I'd rather see a semi-hot chick who can rock a blazer and knows what the word filibuster means, rather than a hot chick who nicknames a cock, blazer, and thinks the word filibuster has something to do with a threesome involving two dudes named Phil and Buster.