Rules: Cam and I get 5 picks each. Whoever chooses the greatest amount of correct celebrity deaths wins. Winner gets to slap the loser in the face.
Cam's Picks:
1) John Goodman: Love the dude, but he's a fat turd and has been for awhile. Plus the years of working with Roseanne are bound to catch up to him at some point.
2) Spencer Pratt: Car crash. Book it.
3) Pete Doherty: Dude likes his crack and heroin a bit too much.
4) Courtney Love: She too likes her opiates. Plus, we all know she killed Kurt.
5) Stephon Marbury: People with face tattoos generally have shorter life spans than those without them. Mere observation. Plus, he is crazy.
Mike's Picks
1.) Betty White- Even though this is like basically cheating because she is like 138 years old, but she also just got her own tv show which is grounds for kicking the bucket.
2.) Jamarcus Russell- Former #1 overall pick, now just chillen in Louisiana. Maybe he'll die because he finally threw an accurate pass!
3.) Andy Dick- The inspiration to do this was based on Cam's weird obsession with Andy Dick. Dude may die of being weird.
4.) John Stamos- There always has to be 1 wildcard in your death pool. Obviously I dont want him to croak but I kind of wouldn't be that surprised.
5.) Stephen Hawking- Pretty sure this dude has been dead for like 23 years and they're just pulling a hoax on us. But he made my list, just in case that isn't true.
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