Friday, January 11, 2013

Sweet Shot there Tubby

When did Kevin James start playing basketball?

Looks like Kyle Korver has been going to McDonald's a helluva whole lot. So everybody and their mother has been talking about this athletic specimen doing his best Reggie Miller impression. GREAT STORY, AWESOME SHOT THERE CHAMP! It's nice kid, because now you won't be bullied for, like, a full week! Then everybody will remember that you have a rack remarkably similar to that of Kate Upton's and order will be restored in the sociosphere (not a word, but it totally is now. Bookmark this blog, Merriam-Webster*).

But seriously, I remember what it's like to peak in 6th grade. It's fucking miserable. I'm sure it's nice now, but just remember it's all downhill from here fatty. 

More noteworthy than Chair Crusher getting lucky from distance occurs at around the :20 second mark. #34, or as I am going to refer to him, "The Truth", completely big times his own teammate. Way to leave him hanging bro. More awkward than Wally Szczerbiak throwing 5 in the stink of LeBron a couple years back. I will say this about "The Truth"- great chest pass dime, man. White boy fundamentals for the win.

PS- Hey Sweat Hawg- wearing a thick undershirt doesn't hide your cleavage.

PPS- Fuck, I'm out of shape. Don't throw stones in a glass house I guess.


*Cam: Comedian, Student, Word Innovator? Triple threat indeed.

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