Orange and delicious, are you feeling nutritious? (side note: I should be a rapper)
It's not very often that I am going to be candid on this blog, but this opportunity is simply too good for me to stop from sharing with you. There is this energy drink going around a lot of different college campuses that provide students like myself and many others the chance to make some quick and relatively painless cash. A friend of mine has already made approximately 3k in his first month in the company. Pretty decent chunk of change. Of course an investment is required in the beginning, but they send you boxes (and I mean BOXES) of this delicious, healthy Red Bull alternative coupled with the opportunity to make some ca$h.
As for the drink itself, I personally think its 1000x better than Red Bull. Not to mention it really does the job. I'm pretty sure I dunked last time I drank one (don't quote me on that, I blacked out). To quote a literary scholar/fashionista/blogging colleague of mine, "I think I can hear colors." Sounds like a fucking party to me. A nice little mix with some vodka never hurt anyone, either. As a matter of fact, it's like a healthy 4loko. That way you won't be hitting a wall at 1am when you are trying to getcho swerve on in da club. If you have any interest in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, just hit me up on my email, cjunkin@elon.edu.
As for #NoShameTuesdays, it is a great tradition in the life of Cam that I treasure immensely. Essentially you just go around doing whatever you want with no remorse whatsoever. Want to blackout and take a dip in the fountain outside the Marriott Hotel? Be my guest, and have no shame. Want to laugh at people as they walk by you on a park bench just to fuck with them (the insecure ones are hilarious)? Ruin their day, and don't even think about feeling bad about it. Want to shamelessly plug a delicious energy drink on a comedy blog? Hell yeah, I do. Just did. But that's what seperates me from you, I don't know how to spell seperate and I am a motherfucking go-getter. #noshameTuesdays
But seriously, its a solid product sponsored by the Phoenix Suns. NBD but KBD.
PS- my only problem with it is that it says "Don't leave it directly in sunlight." I mean, anybody who leaves their drink anywhere but the fridge is a certified room-temp drinking lunatic, but now I really want to know what happens when I do leave it in the sunlight. Tasty pipe bomb? One can dream...*
*Yeah, I just dropped a Susan Boyle knowledge bomb on your head. Thank me later. And yes, I would absolutely take her to pound town: population Cam. She is my favorite British "Shrek" impersonator.
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