I miss Steve Irwin so much. Fuck the Dos Equis guy, this is the epitome of manliness. He didn't even break sentence, just kept talking about how a python wouldn't bite even though it had already bitten him. Btw, fuck the people that work for this show. That host lady? She just like moved behind that motionless tortoise and did absolutely nothing to help. Off camera guy asks, "what do you do?" Thanks for the help bro. And camera guy, if Steve Irwin asks you to get a close-up of the fucking PYTHON biting his neck, I suggest you take less than 10 seconds to zoom in next time. And sweet camera angle, didn't provide any help. Whatever, Steve Irwin just handled it like he always did. I'm actually kind of surprised that he didn't like check to see what gender the python was while it was attached to his neck. Oh yeah he totally banged that host lady too.
PS- Fuck sting rays. I wish he died in like a cooler way. Like in the final battle between crocodiles and sharks and he gave his life to protect the crocs. CRIKEY MATE.
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