Hey, sweet serve Li Na. No joke, this was the best shot I've ever seen in tennis. Why? Well for one, this is exactly how every single one of my tennis serves look like. So I'm basically just as good as this professional asian lady. But mostly it's because I hate tennis with a passion. Every 4 years a new great athlete comes along and wins every tournament all year long. Snooze city. Plus if you close your eyes when you watch tennis it essentially sounds like a weirdly rhythmed porn video. So every time I see tennis on ESPN I just think that whoever allowed it to be on actual sports television should be fired on the spot. So if any tennis player wants to get my attention then they are going to have to do something ridiculous like Li Na did right here. Keep doing you Li, keep doing you.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Remarkable Tennis Shot
Hey, sweet serve Li Na. No joke, this was the best shot I've ever seen in tennis. Why? Well for one, this is exactly how every single one of my tennis serves look like. So I'm basically just as good as this professional asian lady. But mostly it's because I hate tennis with a passion. Every 4 years a new great athlete comes along and wins every tournament all year long. Snooze city. Plus if you close your eyes when you watch tennis it essentially sounds like a weirdly rhythmed porn video. So every time I see tennis on ESPN I just think that whoever allowed it to be on actual sports television should be fired on the spot. So if any tennis player wants to get my attention then they are going to have to do something ridiculous like Li Na did right here. Keep doing you Li, keep doing you.
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