Hopefully they don't have Geico. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"NEWTONVILLE, Ont. - The 401 — one of Canada`s busiest highways — has reopened after being closed in both directions for several hours after a massive pileup east of Toronto. Ontario Provincial Police say snow was falling, the road was slick and visibility reduced when about 70 vehicles collided yesterday 80 kilometres east of Toronto near Newcastle. It happened around 3 p.m. and littered a one kilometre stretch of highway with mangled metal. Five people were transported to local hospitals, two in serious condition."
Fucking Canadians, eh? Like 70 cars? I didn't even know they had 70 cars in all of Canada. Like I'm pretty sure they ride around on Polar Bear drawn carriages. And aren't all Canadians busy with the NHL coming back this week anyways? What are they doing out of their houses? Anyways, I dont even know how 70 cars get involved in a pile-up. Don't all the drivers see the other like 40 cars and just stop? And obviously I'm glad no one died but how do only 5 people get injured in this accident. Obviously wasn't that much of an accident. Actually I'm not calling this an accident at all because 70 cars were involved. Thats like something out of a "Final Destination" movie.
And here is my main point, how do car accidents even happen? Like I have never been in one. Should I be a professional driver because of that? And everyone reading this is going to be like "wow, you just jinxed yourself" and no, because I don't believe in that mumbo-jumbo. Why? Because I've been telling everyone that I don't have a lot of sex and that spell has NOT been broken. So I'll say it again. I'm an awesome driver and will probably never be in a car accident, because I understand how driving works.
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