"This season has been great so far and I'm happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that's happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes." --Statement from Tiger Woods
Now everybody knows I love Tiger Woods. He is the cockiest asshole in the entire world, and if you don't like him than you're jealous. Dude just wins tournaments and bangs porn stars, and I'm supposed to be mad at him? In saying that, this statement from Tiger is a little ridiculous. Like why even put out this statement? I don't care who you are having sex with as long as you are in the final grouping on Sunday at the Masters. By the way, he put this on his facebook page, because nothing says irony like asking for privacy while posting pictures of you canoodling with your women all over facebook. By the way, didn't Lindsay Vonn just shred her ACL? YUP Smart move by Tiger here to start dating a girl who cant move so that when she catches him with some hot broad, he can simply just walk away and she can do nothing about it.
PS-Tiger your girlfriend. WOOF!
PS- Two golf blogs in a row? Just lost half my readers.
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