Tuesday, March 19, 2013

See Through Yoga Pants Pulled Off Shelf


Obviously not best picture, but come on, this is a family blog. Sort of

The ubiquitous black workout pants with the horseshoe-like symbol might be a little harder to spot in the coming weeks.
Lululemon said Monday a problem in the manufacturing of its popular black Luon pants has led to "sheerness." That led the company to pull about 17 percent of the pants from stores, showrooms and the website.
Lululemon said it expects "for the near term there will be a shortage of these styles available to our guests."

Isn't that exactly the point of yoga pants? For guys to see what they have been dreaming about? Yoga pants are easily the best invention in the past 100 years and I'm not saying that in a creepy way but actually I am. Remember in high school, when you couldn't wait for girls to start wearing shorts and even though they were basically knickers, you still got a mid class boner? Well now with yoga pants, you basically have to walk around with your dick tucked into your waistband because every girl wears them and holy shit they leave nothing to the imagination. And girls say they wear them because they are comfortable. Bullshit. You wear them because your ass looks fucking fantastic. They should just start making invisible yoga pants and I guarantee women would be running the world within 2 weeks. I'm pretty sure God made yoga pants so that men could survive 8 am classes. Wanna see an awesome Not Safe For Work gallery of yoga pants? The Chive

PS- If you don't think I would wear the FUCK out of yoga pants if it was socially acceptable than you just don't know me as a person.

PPS- Not to be rude, but fat girls probably shouldn't ever wear them unless they are going to the gym. That was a rude, yet nice comment.

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