At least we know she won't have trouble breastfeeding
Move over, Suri, Apple, and Maxwell … there’s a new Hollywood daughter with a quirky name. Holly Madison announced on Friday that she and boyfriend Pasquale Rotella have given their newborn the moniker Rainbow Aurora (no, we’re not kidding).
Not even joking, but is Holly Madison's IQ above 50? I certainly had my doubts before this but I'm positive she is mentally challenged now. Rainbow Aurora? You do realize Holly, that your daughter is automatically destined to be a porn star now right? I mean, technically her mom did become famous for being naked and people taking pictures of her, but in today's day and age, thats what it takes. And wait, I thought she was married to Hugh Hefner. Like I thought that was the deal, she lived in his house and had to walk around naked and had to give him his viagra and had to fuck his old bag of bones body. Now I found out she's married to some dude named Pasquale? Fuck that.
PS- My kicker son's name is obviously going to be named Big-Leg Kennedy.
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