I wanna chill with these dudes so bad
DNA evidence has revealed that the oldest known common male ancestor is 340,000 year old, more than twice as old as previous estimates. New Scientist reports that the sample comes from a recently deceased man named Albert Perry. After the African-American South Carolina man died, one of his relatives submitted a sample of his DNA to a company called Family Tree DNA for analysis. The findings were published in the The American Journal of Human Genetics and may require researchers to adjust the known timeline of humankind’s evolution.
Not gonna make a joke here. That's fucking insane. 340,000 years ago there was just some humans chillen, banging fellow cave-girls, and killing saber tooth tigers and shit. Living 340,000 years ago would be fucking awesome. Just riding dinosaurs to work, as a caveman lawyer who deals exclusively with pterodactyl (nailed that on the first spelling attempt) law. There were no rules back then, if you wanted to fuck animals, then you fucked animals. I'm not saying that I want to fuck animals, I would just like to know that I had the freedom to choose to do so. Plus, I'm pretty sure they didn't even have spoken language back then, so cavemen didn't have to listen to their cave-girlfriend nagging him to take out the wooly-mammoth carcass that they had for dinner 2 nights ago. When time machines come around, I am most definitely going back and being a caveman. Just to go on the record of saying this, I loathe all Geico commercials, especially the fucking cavemen ones.
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