Lets just start this off by saying I love my mom. If we were in beer olympics doing a case race, she would be my number one overall pick, so not only do I love her, but I also respect her. But this video is just ridiculous. You have to be on your feet constantly? Kids take like 3 naps a day. I love how the interviewer threw in that "you have to be able to wear many different hats" like that is some sort of a difficult feat. If it's so hard to be a mom how come you hire a 16 year old high school chick to take care of your children for hours on end? You trust some teenager who's never worked a real day in her life to do the "toughest job in the world" for a few hours. Makes sense.
Now I've dabbled in sitting on babies and it may be the easiest thing of all time.
8:00 AM: Pour cereal
8:45 AM: Laugh at cartoons
9:45 AM: Watch kid play with toys
11:00 AM: Help Dora Explore
12:00 PM: Make Mac & Cheese. Delicous
1:00 PM: Go to the playground. Display dominance by swinging extremely high.
2:30 PM: Take a nap
4:00 PM: Play with toys and eat candy
Then you rinse and repeat until they are old enough to go to school and then you pawn them off on other adults who's job it is to take care of them.
So what's the real toughest job in the world? The people who work on any show George Lopez has who have to fake laugh at everything that happens
PS- Obligatory Bill Burr
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