I'll link to the post because I don't feel like posting the whole thing here, but it was interesting to read. Now the porn industry has been saying that virtual reality is the next big thing for porn. Well count me out. Now before you get your pitchforks out and try to kill me, hear me out.
I'm all about things being realistic. And I, in my heart of hearts, know there is a zero percent chance that I could be having sex with a porn star. It's the same reason you don't see me playing quarterback for some NFL team this weekend. It just is not realistic. Virtual reality porn would almost depress me. I would sit in my room with my headset on and just be sad because I know that this could never be real life. And believe me, I've seen enough sci-fi movies (one) to know that once you start introducing better lives on virtual reality headsets, you never take them off and you never leave you're room and become a disgusting hermit. Not that I'm worried about that or anything...
The reality is, no matter how "realistic" it seems, it just could never be true. Even if the virtual porn star was dirty talking to me and telling me it was real, I couldn't go through with it. For me, dirty talk is like being that kid in little league who's dad was a coach, but only played 3 innings a game in right field and only got one at bat a game, but since his dad was a coach you had to cheer for him as if he could somehow get a hit. He(I) knows he (I'm) isn't the best and no matter how hard his teammates (girl I somehow seduced) told him (me) that he (I) could do it, he (I) is really hoping just to somehow get hit by a pitch (euphemism for lasting longer than 2 minutes)
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