Alright everyone, time to find a new planet to live on. Is Mars inhabitable yet? Like it's pretty clear that Earth is pissed off at us and wants us to get the fuck off. Last week its raining spiders in Brazil and huge snowstorms causing me to not have internet for 4 days and now its just giant meteors flying through the sky in Russia. By the way, leave it to Russia to have a crazy meteor shower leaving 900 people injured. Living in another country would suck. 9 year olds giving birth in Mexico. Chinese people having to be good at math. Every other country being forced to watch soccer and pretend to enjoy it. I'm glad I live in 'MERICA where we don't have anything bad happen except mass shootings every other week and ex cops taking people hostage, and the "Buckwild" show on MTV. Wait. Fuck.
Friday, February 15, 2013
No Big Deal, Just Meteors Hitting Russia
Alright everyone, time to find a new planet to live on. Is Mars inhabitable yet? Like it's pretty clear that Earth is pissed off at us and wants us to get the fuck off. Last week its raining spiders in Brazil and huge snowstorms causing me to not have internet for 4 days and now its just giant meteors flying through the sky in Russia. By the way, leave it to Russia to have a crazy meteor shower leaving 900 people injured. Living in another country would suck. 9 year olds giving birth in Mexico. Chinese people having to be good at math. Every other country being forced to watch soccer and pretend to enjoy it. I'm glad I live in 'MERICA where we don't have anything bad happen except mass shootings every other week and ex cops taking people hostage, and the "Buckwild" show on MTV. Wait. Fuck.
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