Boy Goes Missing; Later Found In His Own House, Under A Bean Bag Chair

A massive search for a five-year-old boy in Wales ended when his six-year-old sister discovered him sleeping in a strange spot. Jenson Lorey of Swansea, Wales went missing at 8:15pm. His parents, police, a team of volunteers, search and rescue dogs, and even a helicopter couldn't find him. You know who could? His six year-old sister. Find out where she actually found him. It's pretty weird.

This kid is pretty much my hero. Just taking a long ass nap under a bean bag chair meanwhile his parents are off getting helicopters and rescue dogs and search parties. People panicking while this little guy is just taking probably the greatest nap in the history of man kind. Plus this guy gets the best of both worlds. Gets to take a killer nap and then when he wakes up, he gets a ton of love and probably toys and shit from his parents because they thought he was in a windowless van down by the river.

The real story here though is did you ever lose your parents when you were with them as a little kid? Like you are out in public and all the sudden you look around and see no one you know around you. Easily the most scared a human being can be. In the span of two minutes that you are panicking, you are thinking about how you are going to have to survive on your own, and how you are probably going to have to live with the wolves and how are you going to gain their respect when you know nothing about their community, but then maybe you will become their king due to your dexterity and opposable thumbs and then you can just chill with the wolves and hunt deer and shit. Oh yeah, and then your parents find you and you go home and eat some snacks.

PS- Why don't they make beds that are just made out of bean bag material. BOOM. Million dollar idea.