CNN Put Together A List Of Internet Acronyms Every Parent Needs To Know.

1. IWSN - I want sex now

2. GNOC - Get naked on camera

3. NIFOC - Naked in front of computer

4. PIR - Parent in room

5 CU46 - See you for sex

6. 53X - Sex

7. 9 - Parent watching

8. 99 - Parent gone

9. 1174' - Party meeting place

10. THOT - That hoe over there

11. CID - Acid (the drug)

12. Broken - Hungover from alcohol

13. 420 - Marijuana

14. POS - Parent over shoulder

15. SUGARPIC - Suggestive or erotic photo

16. KOTL - Kiss on the lips

17. (L)MIRL - Let's meet in real life

18. PRON - Porn

19. TDTM - Talk dirty to me

20. 8 - Oral sex

21. CD9 - Parents around/Code 9

22. IPN - I'm posting naked

23. LH6 - Let's have sex

24. WTTP - Want to trade pictures?

25. DOC - Drug of choice

26. TWD - Texting while driving

27. GYPO - Get your pants off

28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless

I'm not even joking when I say this: this was the hardest I've laughed in a long time. This astounds me that CNN put this list together and clicked publish and that was considered work for someone. I mean I know one of these from AIM (Sc00ter31592, add me) and that's POS. And that's it, from the whole list. So I'd like to take the time to go over some of my favorite "acronyms that ever parent should know."

3.) NIFOC- Naked in front of camera

I don't even understand this one. Am I texting someone NIFOC and expecting them to be impressed that I'm just alone standing naked in front of my computer. Believe me when I say this, I am at my worst when I am naked in front of my computer.

6.) 53X- Sex

I'll admit this one is good. Those numbers look like letters and that's why it's funny. Hey man, wanna join the PEN15 club, you just have to let me write it on your hand and then you can be a part of the club. 

13.) 420- Marijuana

Luckily for you parents, if you're child has ever really used the term 420 than he also has never actually smoked weed before.

15.) Sugarpic- Suggestive or erotic photo

This one might be my favorite. Like even if your parent saw you say this they would be like what the fuck is going on here. This isn't coding anything. If my 82 year old grandmother saw the word "sugarpic" she would be like oh yeah that person wants a little sexting action. 

16.) KOTL- Kiss on the lips

If your child's biggest secret is kissing someone on the lips than your child has nothing to hide.

18.) PRON- Porn

HAHAHahHAHAahah someone wrote this list and legitimately thought this was a good addition.

22. IPN- I'm posting naked

Where is this message going? Where is this person posting naked, and who are they telling? I mean if you're going to send a naked picture, than just send it, no need for pleasantries and letting me know that you are going to be posting naked.

26.) TWD- Texting while driving 

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Honestly this list looks like something The Onion would post, but nope, it's just one of the most popular news outlets in the entire world.